December 2011
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My IRL friends don't get my jokes because they're...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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BERKELEEEEYYYYYYYY
Well fuck me sideways - I just realised that I’ll be leaving for Berkeley in like a week. A week. I guess I should start on my holiday to-do list now…
Dec 30th
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who...”
– Five from Isaac Asimov
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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brocreate: the unveiling of facebook’s new timeline feature is like mark zuckerberg decided to take all of tumblr’s ‘improvements’ over the past year, feed them to a mule with dysentery, and install whatever it shat out onto his site while whispering, ’i’m going to record your life from birth to end’ ‘shhhhh now everyone can see how awkward you were on the internet three years ago’ ‘you...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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When you go to someone else's house and they're...
“Sorry for the mess”
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Make your pin-up girl self.  →
foreheadtittaes: Every time I do one of these things I’m reminded by the fact that I have no clue how to dress myself. The prettiest clothes I own were picked out by my sister / my boyfriend / other people…
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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“Scientists are explorers. Philosophers are tourists.”
– Richard Feynman, American physicist (1918-1988),  in 1985, cited in G. Laurence Nickard, Phenomenal surfaces and noumenal depths: Philosophy and quantum theory, ProQuest, 2006, p. 5.
Dec 16th
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artemiscrocks: that moment when one of your friends starts reading/watching something you’re obsessed with and you turn into a total freak WHERE ARE YOU AT WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE DO YOU SHIP MY OTP DO YOU HATE CHARACTER X HE/SHE/IT IS A BITCH WHAT PART ARE YOU AT NOW DO YOU LOVE MY BABY TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS #even before that #have you read/watched this? #would you like me to...
Dec 15th
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