Infinite mathematicians walk into a bar...

Leave me a number or two. I don't want to algebra.

1: What is your full name?
2: Have you ever stolen something, and if yes what was it?
3: Do you believe in love at first sight?
4: Type the first complete paragraph on page 74 of the nearest book to you.
5: What can you smell right now?
6: Post a picture of your current workspace.
7: Which is your favourite fanfic and why?
8: write a short poem about the person you are currently in love with. (You do not need to mention who they are.)
9: Do you keep a scrapbook? If yes, what do you put in it?
10: Reply to this with ‘The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog’ in your own handwriting.
11: Which city or town were you born in?
12: How long can you hold your breath for?
13: Press ctrl + V in the reply box and publish your answer. (Let’s see what you last copied.)
14: What can you currently hear?
15: What is the colour of your shirt?
16: What colour are your socks today?
17: If you could have any type of hair and hairdo you wished for, how would you choose to have your hair?
18: What is the worst thing that’s been shown at the West End or Broadway in your lifetime?
19: What are your OTPs?
20: Which popular ships do you disagree with?
21: Have you ever written fanfiction?
22: List all of the celebrities you have met personally.
23: Unpopular opinion?
24: What time is it and where are you?
25: Look at your . What is the name of the last song you listened to? Which band/artist is it by?
26: What was the last thing you texted someone?
27: What was the last thing someone texted you?
28: Draw a unicorn being ridden by one of your OTPs and reply with your drawing.
29: What is the name of the last country you took an aeroplane to?
30: Have you ever punched someone? If yes, who and why?
31: Have you ever resorted to self-harm?
32: Who is your most favourite author?
33: Which childhood television program do you miss the most?
34: What is usually the first thing to pass your lips in the morning?
35: What was the last thing you watched on television and how long ago was it?
36: What is your claim to fame?
37: How far have you ever gone with the opposite sex?
38: How far have you ever gone with the same sex?
39: Do you believe in the theory of Evolution?
40: Shut your eyes for a minute. Describe clearly what you saw.
41: Are you currently in love?
42: How many bones have you broken in your body before?
45: What do you consider the comfiest comfort food of all?
46: What song do you listen to when you are feeling glum?
47: What song do you listen to when you’re feeling ‘psyched’?
48: What are your five most favourite television programs (in no particular order)?
49: Who are your greatest Tumblr friends?
50: How high is your bed from your bedroom floor?
51: Do you have any posters on your bedroom Walls? If yes, what are they of?
52: Are you a grammar nazi?
53: What was the lovliest anonymous message you have ever recieved? Can you remember what it said? If yes, type it up in your reply.
54: do you have any cuddly toys on your bed? If yes, what are they?
55: What annual event do you celebrate the most? And, briefly, how do you celebrate it?
56: What is your father’s profession?
57: What colour are the walls in the room you are currently in?
58: Have you ever been to the Olympics? If yes, state the city and the year. If no, why not?
59: What is the weather like right now and what is the temperature outside?
60: Descibe one of your cousins. (If you have any)
61: Have you ever lied about your name? If yes, which name did you use instead of your own?
62: what is the worst thing you have ever done to a friend?
63: what did you have for lunch today?
64: describe your least favourite teacher.
65: What object is to your immediate right?
66: How often do you ride a bicycle?
67: Do you excercise? If yes, how?
68: Concerntrate. What can you currently taste in your mouth?
69: Did you giggle childishly at this number because of undapper thoughts?
70: Are you double-jointed?

(via jurisfiction)